What are you getting in your Easter egg this year?
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You and your younger primo find an Easter egg at the same time. What do you do?
I let my cousin have it.
I push my cousin out of the way and take it for myself.
I throw it in the tree.
I take the Easter egg and then offer to sell it to my little cousin.
How did your lent go?
It was a success. I made it all the way through.
I cheated a couple of times, but I did pretty good.
I lasted one day.
WTF is lent?
Did you go to church today?
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Yes, I always go to church on Sundays.
Yes, but I only go to church on special occasions.
Never have and never will.
Pick a candy:
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Sweet Taffy Candy
Chocolate With Nuts
Mazapan de la Rosa
Pick an Easter basket:
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Do you believe in food expiration dates?
Yes, of course.
As long as the food doesn't smell bad or have mold, then expiration dates don't matter to me.
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you relate to this image?
Chocolate or candy?
How often do you wash your bed sheets?
Once every week.
Once every month.
Once every 4 to 5 months.
TBH, can't remember the last time I washed my bed sheets.
Do you consider yourself a jealous type of person?
Yes and I'm not ashamed of it.
Yes and it's something I have to work on.
Yes, but just a little.
No, not at all.
And lastly, does your Easter day usually look like this?
Most of the time, yes.
No not really.
You get: Recycled Halloween Candy
What have you done? No one deserves this kind of Easter egg other than misbehaved people. But we know that's not who you are deep down inside. You might break some rules but some rules are meant to be broken.
You get: Sweet Jellybeans
Looks like you definitely behaved most of this year. Not only did you not get stuck with some cheesy plastic toy, you can also decide who you want to share these sweet candies with.
You get: A Prayer Card
This can go either way. Maybe you wanted this prayer card. In which case, congratulations. However, if you didn’t want a prayer card, something in the universe decided that this was something you needed. Just take it.
You get: Dolla Dolla Bills
JACKPOT! Not only did you find the cash, it is a whopping $80. Now that is lucky. Or maybe, you've been so well-behaved that divine intervention led you right to the best egg.