You don't know your Trejo from a hole in the ground. If you saw a turtle wearing Danny Trejo’s head like a hood ornament, you might ask it to take a selfie with you. Shame on you!
Breaking Bad / AMC
You know your Trejo... but if he wears glasses, you're fooled in the same way dummies at the Daily Planet can’t tell Clark Kent is Superman.
Autoblog / YouTube
You really know your Trejo! You know him so well that it wouldn't even be weird if he showed up to your little prima's baptism.
Machete / 20th Century Fox